bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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