Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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