I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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