I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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