dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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