She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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