just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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