at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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