So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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