she was so not down for the gang bang
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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