I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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