I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
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