Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
