so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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As shirtless as possible
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize