is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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