Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I need to stop coming to work sober
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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