Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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