Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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