the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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