sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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