So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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