i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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