My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
420 ftw
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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