Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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