just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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