so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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