White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize