Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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