I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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