I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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