i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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