Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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