After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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