Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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