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  • 93 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:24pm

    HHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM SO DYING!!!!

  • 90 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:37am

    This guy eats his own dick for dinner?

  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:02pm

    first texts on this website i actually laughed out loud at

  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:52pm

    @ 11:33 Whaaatt a skank. Joking or not that just sounds gross

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:33pm

    your dick would be MY dinner

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    Thats f***in halarious hahahaha

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:30pm

    um if the two people your are thinking about are josh and jesse you know us, but dick pictures flying around are not that suprising

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:15pm

    FUCK YES 408! We produce only the best

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:27am

    SILICON VALLEY, BITCHES!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:45am

    ahah before i saw the area code i was like dude this sounds exactly like my friends and then i saw 408 i was like ahahaha... o god.

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:58pm

    I think i know some people who would text this & get that response.. with the 408 area code!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:23pm

    hahahaha! that is freaking hilarious.

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:03pm

    If it was a bitchin' dinner... Why not?!

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:30pm

    can we talk about tht first text for a second? im gonna send you a picture of my dinner? really?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:13pm

    I'd quit that dude, too. that's f*d up.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:58am

    HAHAHAHAH OMG that's hilarious

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:39am

    tons o flying dicks in san jose just cant get enuff of em

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:59pm

    I LAUGHED RIDICULOUSLY HARD AT THIS.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:43am

    I am literally in tears from laughing so hard

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:52pm

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahha

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    408 BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:57am

    That should go into the Hall of Fame of texts!

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:27pm

    that actually made me cry. too funny.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:46am

    LOL. just wow. fucking awesome. and i totally relate.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:43am

    I've totally had guy friends send me pics of their dicks just to piss me off

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:42pm

    yeah, seems like San Jose is full of dicks. Reppin' the 408 over here!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:25am

    It always help to advertise. I send out dick pics to my female friends weekly.

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:29pm

    @ 9:58 and 2:45... seriously, do we just know the same people, are are there a fuck of a lot of dick pictures flying around the airwaves in San Jose?

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:57pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha. omg. that. was. great.