one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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