Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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