My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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