If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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