I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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