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well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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