why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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