i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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