Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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