Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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