I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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