Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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