so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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