You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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