check it out our google latitudes are spooning
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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