is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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